voelkels

C.J. Voelkel

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Mon Dec 4

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:58 AM

Moving to N'Orleans

This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans. Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" [more]

Sun Dec 3

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 6:54 AM

Re: Mathematical Geniuses Assistance...

Hay Bill, why not mix up a bottle of 10:1 gasoline:oil mixture, huuuggh? Iffen you want some 50:1 gas for your chainsaw, mix 1 part of the concentrate with 4 parts pure gasoline. If you wants 40:1 gas for your leaf blower, just use 1 part of the [more]

Thu Nov 30

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voelkels replied to the Living Below Your Means board. 8:18 AM

Re: Pork Shoulder Blade Roast

Since you are experienced in dealing with this cut of meat, any other things you like to use it for?

I found that the pork shoulder blade roast (Boston Butt roast) has the perfect fat to lean meat ratio for making [more]

Mon Nov 20

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:14 AM

94 Year Old Lady

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady:
There I was, [more]

Sun Nov 19

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 6:39 AM

Re: turkey day?

So what are the culinary plans? Traditional oven-baked bird? Deep-fried bird? Smoked bird? No bird?

DW bes planning on a stuffed & roasted turkey. I had a 7 ¼ pound bird in the freezer from last year that I’m unfreezing. She [more]

Wed Nov 15

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 6:48 AM

Re: Free Shipping . . .

FYI, I found that I couldn’t type in the Promo Code to get the free shipping, no. I had to “paint” the code, do a “Control C” and then “Control V” to transfer it to the coupon code box to have it accepted as valid.
;-)

C.J.V. – ordered [more]

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voelkels replied to the Building / Maintaining a Home board. 6:11 AM

Re: Help me invent a wrench

Something like [more]

Tue Nov 14

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voelkels posted to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 2:45 PM

Free Shipping . . .

. . . on orders of $50.00 or more from Natchez Shooters Supplies today thru midnight November 15 th (See https://www.natchezss.com/conditions/fs-49-more.html ), [more]

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voelkels replied to the Retire Early CampFIRE board. 8:01 AM

Re: hillary for prison 2018

About time, yes
;-)

C.J.V.

Sat Nov 11

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:52 AM

When Your Time Is Up

The horse and the mule live 30 years
And know nothing of wine and beers.

The goat and sheep at 20 die
With never a taste of Scotch or Rye.

The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is mostly done.

The dog at 15 [more]

Thu Nov 9

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 6:46 AM

Re: Article

. . . many people I've heard threatening to move out as a result of the "draconian" gun laws are probably going to start leaving soon.

Axe-u-lee, it already started. I won’t even visit N.J. any more or even travel [more]

Mon Nov 6

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:30 AM

Enreco the Knife

Enreco, the famous knife thrower and juggler from the Cole Brother's Circus, comes to New Orleans a day or three early. He decides to drive down to Cocodrie to go fishing in the Mexican Ocean with Captain Jack. He is driving down highway 90 just [more]

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voelkels replied to the Conservative Fools board. 5:31 AM

Re: citizen stopped another church shooter

it is likely that the rifle was illegally obtained, as a dishonorable discharge would disqualify the purchase, as i understand it.

Axe-u-lee, he received a bad conduct discharge not a dishonorable discharge so the weapon(s) were [more]

Sun Nov 5

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 5:55 PM

Re: Due to Truck Attack We Need More Gun Control

"More guns in everyone's hands! That's what we need!"

Everybody in Texas already carries a gun. And now this occurred in a Texas church.

Axe-u-lee, not that many people in Texas carries a gun. I spent over [more]

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voelkels replied to the Conservative Fools board. 6:22 AM

Re: Due to Truck Attack We Need More Gun Control

an opinion shared by others...and me!

I also believe in “gun control”, being able to effectively hit what one is aiming at with a minimum of wasted shots.
;-)

C.J.V. - used to carry a S&W 629 loaded with 180 grain [more]

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voelkels posted to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 5:58 AM

Due to Truck Attack We Need More Gun Control

From the Fool’s Politics & Current Events / Conservative Fools Board, see http://boards.fool.com/due-to-truck-attack-we-need-more-gun-... [more]

Fri Nov 3

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voelkels replied to the Living Below Your Means board. 8:37 AM

Re: I'm not cheap, just frugal

We had no kids this year at all. In the past, the homeowner’s association would have a hay ride for the trick or treaters living in the neighborhood, one for the pre-teens around 6:30 and a second one for the older kids around an hour later. Besides [more]

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 8:13 AM

Re: Preserving Wood Gun Stock

“Another option is to take all the original wood off, store it safely and buy a replacement stock to use for your hunting.”

I had forgotten about this thread until I found a website where they sell replacements stocks for my rifle.
[more]

Mon Oct 30

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voelkels replied to the Living Below Your Means board. 7:57 AM

Re: America's favorite Halloween sugary treats..

Interesting. From the article;
. . .
If a hypothetical candy had chocolate in it, we'd expect its win percentage to rise by about 20 points. If it's fruity, we'd expect it to rise by 10.

If it had nuts, we'd also
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Sat Oct 28

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:19 AM

Rye bread & E.D.

Two old guys, 80 and 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old amazed at the guy's stamina asked what he did to have so much [more]

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Very First Post Re: Smoked Turkey (11/19/1999)
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