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C.J. Voelkel

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Thu Dec 25

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 10:57 AM

Re: He's arrived, finally!

. . . he has finally had his coming-out party and wants to know what all the fuss is about.

Poor kid, being born so close to Christmas he probably will be shorted on the number of birthday presents he gets.
;-(
I have a cousin [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 10:51 AM

Re: Hot Sauces

I'm looking to hear opinions on what is the hottest sauce they have ever tried.

Not exactly a sauce, but one year I extracted a bunch of habanero peppers that I grew in the garden. I chopped up a bunch, put them in a quart jar and [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 10:32 AM

Re: Merry Christmas

Wishing y’all a Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year.

And from the legal profession a lawyer’s holiday greeting card (See; [more]

Mon Dec 22

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voelkels posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:37 PM

Lawyer's Christmas Card

Lawyer's Christmas Card

In Politically Correct Legalese

From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee"):
Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 9:42 AM

Re: Bourbon Balls

“Jack’s distillery be in Tennessee not Kintucky, dare product can’t be called bourbon”

And the distillery is in a county that is dry.


True, that. We were allowed to buy a bottle or three of Jack’s product at the distillery [more]

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voelkels replied to the Building / Maintaining a Home board. 9:35 AM

Re: Dryer repair - Post Script

Time involved in todays repair - 2 hour. time for a pro to do it, 20 minutes.

Cost for a pro to do it $200.00 +/-.
;-(

C.J.V. - been there & paid that, me

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 9:11 AM

Re: Handloaded Ammo

“These are published as "Ruger only" to avoid incidents like in the link. Great hog ammo. “

A Thompson Contender should be able to handle an SAMMI maximum load, too.


FWIW, I usually load for the most accurate load, [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 8:54 AM

Re: How to Peel Garlic Cloves Quickly

It won’t work in my kitchen, no.
;-(

C.J.V. – ain’t got no stainless steel bowls, me

Sun Dec 21

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 12:57 PM

Re: Questions About Gun Laws

That's because NJ doesn't let you pump your own Gas.
...
“Oregon has the same law.”

Methinks the law is intended to provide employment for minimum wage workers.


Axe-u-lee, its because the politicians there [more]

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voelkels replied to the Pet Lovers board. 10:47 AM

Re: Kitty who just wants a friend

How would you keep new kitty from messing with the 21yr old queen of the house? I know this thought path is dangerous, but it would be wonderful if Boots could just have a friend to play chase and string with.

FWIW, DW “rescued” three [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 10:08 AM

Re: Bourbon Balls

Jack Daniels has bourbon balls.

Axe-u-lee, since Jack’s distillery be in Tennessee not Kintucky, dare product can’t be called bourbon, no. Jack Daniels has Whiskey balls, him.
;-)

C.J.V. – visited Lynchburg 10 or 9 [more]

Wed Dec 17

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voelkels posted to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 8:21 AM

Bourbon Balls

In the 1940s, my mother found a recipe for making “Rum Balls” in one of those “women’s magazines” (y’all know – the ones that have a article on how to lose 20 pounds in six weeks, how to set an elegant table for 25 for $2.94 and a recipe for food, [more]

Mon Dec 15

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voelkels replied to the Guns for Sport & Protection board. 9:44 AM

Re: Deer Hunter Shoots Jogger

They make double barreled black powder shotguns. They look pretty nice.

I bought one of them 12-gauge “twice-barreled black powder shootguns”, me, about 30 or 28 years ago, while I was still a bachelor. Plans were to take it out to [more]

Sun Dec 14

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voelkels replied to the Living Below Your Means board. 9:42 PM

Re: One Fell Swoop-150 Layaways Settled

“Perhaps we should be thinking kind thoughts about the oil producers “

Does he mean like the Russians, the Venezuelans and the Saudis?


Axe-u-lee, he probably means Exxon, BP, Shell, Murphy Oil, etc., etc., etc. who drilling [more]

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voelkels posted to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 9:14 PM

Its December . . .

. . . .Cookie Season . . . ; I posted this on the Fool’s Recipes/Cooking Board (See; http://boards.fool.com/its-december--31534459.aspx) trying to get some life in that Board. Y’all [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 3:26 PM

Re: Cornbread, Biscuit, Muffin, Bread Recipies

I could be wrong, but there probably ain't a lot of Indian/Pakistani stores in Martinsville.

True dat but Martinsville aint far from Bloomington, where I.U. be and day probably gots more den a couple of dem oriental-type stores dare. [more]

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voelkels replied to the Living Below Your Means board. 9:54 AM

Re: One Fell Swoop-150 Layaways Settled

Donated food s great, and people are generous this time of year, but monetary donations allow us to always have coffee & toilet paper and to distribute grocery store gift cards once or twice a year.

Excess produce from the home [more]

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voelkels replied to the Recipes/Cooking board. 6:46 AM

Re: Its December . . .

What are YOU baking?

So far I did oatmeal-raisin, Toll House (2 batches), White Chocolate chip, “butter balls”, kifleis, spritz cookies, 2 different kinds of “thumbprints” and chocolate dipped rum and bourbon balls.
;-)
Back [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 6:18 AM

Re: Cornbread, Biscuit, Muffin, Bread Recipies

Also, I recently found a recipe for making chocolate using cocoa powder, coconut oil (wax), and powdered sugar. I'm thinking about trying it, but the coconut oil I bought in the groceria is more expensive (per lb) than buying Ghiradelli [more]

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voelkels replied to the BBQ, Art of, Fun(ky), The board. 6:06 AM

Re: I found a source!

“You can stop by my house and get a 5 yr supply of hickory and/or oak for free. BYOChainsaw.”

Thanks, but I suspect your house is inaccessible to me. You're like 2000 miles away, right?

So whats 2,000 miles between friends, [more]

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