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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2 hours ago

Mooselims

New religious sect in ALASKA!

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Fri Feb 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:15 PM

Dead Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?

Where do they go?

Wonder no more!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. [more]

Thu Feb 11

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:31 PM

Good bye

A father put his 5 year old daughter
to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:35 AM

Re: Five simple rules for happiness

Number 6: Don't argue because this may happen

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Tue Feb 9

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:47 PM

Tax Return

The IRS has returned the tax return to a man in New Jersey after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, “do you have anyone dependent on you?”

The man wrote: “11 million illegal [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:19 AM

Japanese sex story

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:57 AM

Tarzan interview

Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Wife Jane
Interviewer: Children?
Tarzan: Son boy
Interviewer: Anything else [more]

Mon Feb 8

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:24 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 731st CaptionChallenge

To the moon Alice!

Sun Feb 7

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:57 AM

The tax man

At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said
"I notice you buy a lot of [more]

Sat Feb 6

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:56 PM

On trial

Trial #1

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:22 PM

The Polish moose hunters

These two Polish hunters are out in the woods.
They are lucky enough to bag a moose–a really big buck with a nice spread of antlers.

Flushed with satisfaction and eager to get their trophy home, they proceed to grab hold of the moose’s [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:19 PM

Can dogs talk?

Glenn sent his dog out to see if there were any ducks in the pond. “If there aren’t many ducks out there, I’m not going hunting”

The dog comes back and barks twice. Glenn says “Well, I’m not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out [more]

Fri Feb 5

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:26 PM

Quotes

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister . . . .
And now wish to withdraw that statement.
~Mark Twain


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good [more]

Thu Feb 4

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:38 AM

Too many tv commercials

This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.


The pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:30 AM

Re: Mensa Convention

No, it reminds me of people who put together long, tortured, and non-sensical anecdotes to try and make a "point". Your post is a mirror...


If you cannot tell the difference between a joke and the truth, you should not [more]

Wed Feb 3

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:40 PM

A woman's visit to a public bathroom

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of
women, so you smile politely and take your place. Women's Restroom Shoes Once
it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is [more]

Tue Feb 2

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:30 PM

Silicon Valley

If you stick your head between two breast implants
or you technically in Silicon Valley?

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:21 PM

How to build a bridge

Civil Engineering, old school

Bridge at Q'eswachaka


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