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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:39 AM

Re: Art Contest Winner

Might be a fast growing tree like a willow tree.

Tue May 3

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:57 AM

Mid air refueling

It is a mid-air refueling of a B-2 stealth bomber. Make sure you put it on full screen to get the full effect


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0bc_1428285879

Mon May 2

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:39 PM

Short history of medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:44 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 742d CaprionChallenge

Charles's Mother, Mrs. Manson, knew from an early age that Charles would become a problem.

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:24 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 742d CaprionChallenge

Thank you for recommending this post to our Best of feature.

Sun May 1

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:24 PM

What powerful thighs this woman has

Crushes watermelons with her thighs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y

Sat Apr 30

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:48 AM

Apple does it again

APPLE DOES IT AGAIN !

Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play Hi Fi music in women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499 and $699.00 depending on speaker [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:23 AM

Cat in a trap

How would you like this ranger's job?


https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ct3n-yks5iw?rel=0

Fri Apr 29

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:12 PM

Baptized

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So, they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.

One [more]

Tue Apr 26

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:46 AM

Senior driver

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:22 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 741st CaptionChallenge

So you want to use the women's restroom!

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:05 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 741st CaptionChallenge

Thank you for recommending this post to our Best of feature.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:02 AM

My new GPS

Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS

It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Sun Apr 24

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:00 AM

Who gets the cat?

A clergyman was walking down the street and before long stumbled across a group of young boys surrounding a cat.

The clergyman decides to go over to the boys and ask what they're doing. The oldest boy pipes up and says "we found this [more]

Sat Apr 23

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:24 PM

The District of "Columbia"

Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:16 PM

Too hot, too cold

A customer was bothering the waitress in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the [more]

Thu Apr 21

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:57 PM

Memories

Many years ago, in my early 20's, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a very fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster [more]

Wed Apr 20

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:43 AM

Photo

Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse
Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem [more]

Tue Apr 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:18 PM

If Trump wins the president

If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family!

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