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Thu Jul 30

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:48 PM

Parking

The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the
congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do
something about teenagers parking behind the church at night.
I was out there this morning and there are [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:43 PM

Scottish woman

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:36 PM

Re: Bet you didn't know

Also, at the end of 30 days the first payment on all those millions of pennies you borrowed from the bank will come due.

Also, how would you carry $5,368,708.00 dollars in pennies?

The weight would be over 1500 tons, I [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:50 AM

Bet you didn't know

f you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 [more]

Wed Jul 29

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:11 PM

When you lose one of your senses

If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:00 PM

Don't eat the employees

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go [more]

Tue Jul 28

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:10 PM

How about a Lily

Lily is the world's first throw-and-shoot camera.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/4vGcH0Bk3hg?rel=0

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:00 PM

Jewish Modesty

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion
after a dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant:"I am very wealthy and will buy General [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:49 PM

SPECIAL : PUNS INTENDED!

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was [more]

Mon Jul 27

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:42 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 717th CaptionChallenge

Excedrin® PM ... for those sudden headaches

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:45 PM

He was lucky

The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW beetle from his parents.
He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve and overturned the car
directly between the house of Mr. And Mrs. Smith and Mr. And Mrs.
Balls.
Luckily, he [more]

Sun Jul 26

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:59 PM

An honest lawyer

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stone-cutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:54 PM

Funny double-entendres aired on TV and Radi

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:40 PM

A politician's views on whiskey

Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and [more]

Sat Jul 25

Fri Jul 24

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:07 PM

There is a difference in size

The Difference Between Women With Small and Large Breasts


Women with big breasts…
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favorite of mine)
...can keep a magazine dry while laying [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:05 PM

Pluto vs Earth

It takes about five hours for sunlight to reach Pluto. It takes eight minutes to reach Earth

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