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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:06 PM

The biggest lie

A priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on
the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much Father," replied the one lad. "We're
just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:41 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 690th CaptionChallenge

I used to be an elephant.

Sun Jul 20

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:45 PM

Re: DMV drivers test

You're driving on a two-way street, preparing to make a right turn.
Just ahead of you is a bicycle rider in the bike lane. You...

A. speed up, pass the cyclist and make your turn.
B. slow down until the rider clears the
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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:40 PM

Re: Greed

Now that was funny!

Sat Jul 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:33 PM

Redneck wife

A Redneck's wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.

"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked.

Yeah," he replied, "But be fair, you were only eleven at [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:18 PM

Short Facts

Wife : "why are you home so early?"?
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
???????????


Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.

???????????

Marriage is like a public [more]

Fri Jul 18

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:57 PM

The will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed
and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and
two sons are with him.

So, he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take
the Mayfair houses."

"Sybil, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:48 PM

Old goats

A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:37 PM

Alabama gorilla

A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare
species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla,
who was a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem. The [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:49 PM

Navy intercepted three boatloads of people

Key West Florida:

The U.S.. Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the coast of Florida today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Florida toward Cuba.
Another surprise [more]

Thu Jul 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:25 PM

A devoted wife

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two [more]

Wed Jul 16

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:11 AM

Careful what you say to your wife

Husband and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides [more]

Tue Jul 15

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:55 PM

Old docter retires

It had been almost a year since her last check up at the
clinic, and after her exam was over, JoAnn met her girlfriend
for lunch.

She was complaing about the young new gynaecologist that had
replaced the old doc that had [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:48 PM

Since we're reading a lot of groaners

Groaners

1.Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:18 AM

Romance Novel

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:15 AM

Something you 'ough' to know

The combination "ough" can be pronounced in 9 different ways in the English language

Read this: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he [more]

Mon Jul 14

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:33 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 689th CaptionChallenge

Rudolph's nose is not the only thing red.

Sun Jul 13

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:07 AM

A few phunnies

I'm really enjoying my lasso classes, even though I got roped into it.

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents!

Why don't people live in toadstools? Cause there isn't mushroom.

What's a metaphor? For cows [more]

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