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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:16 PM

Piccolo

A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when he spies an old
friend of his from college. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How
have you been?"

"Well," Boris replies. [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:03 PM

Mother's day

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was
unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

"Nothing," said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:05 AM

Remember the 'R'

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his
regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it
has an "r" after the first [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:58 AM

Always tell your wife the truth

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at [more]

Mon May 23

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:57 PM

Last wish

There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would die. So he asks the
beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish.

"Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita Kruschev." (you know a
president of [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:26 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 745th Caption Challenge

Now I know Victoria's Secret

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:17 PM

Blonde to her boyfriend

I saw your phone. Who the hell is Amber Alert?

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:39 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 745th Caption Challenge

Thank you for recommending this post to our Best of feature.

Sun May 22

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:44 AM

Bragging

A Canadian guy, a Greek guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle Eastern guy walk into a bar.
They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging.

The Greek guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:24 AM

A changed man

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me
how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, [more]

Sat May 21

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:54 PM

The blonde has the crabs

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:18 PM

Jewish oldies

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days:

Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason,Woody [more]

Fri May 20

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:57 PM

This happened to my wife ar Walmarts

My wife said, "I NEED TO VENT!!!!!
I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:32 AM

Non political Hilary joke

Hilary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that
she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is making a run president
and this has happened to her.

She calls Bill on the phone, and immediately
starts [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:21 AM

Great uncle George

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors
had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators
and Wall Street wizards.

They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children [more]

Thu May 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:18 AM

The funeral

During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her
kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest
opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her
explosive temper. As the casket was [more]

Wed May 18

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:41 AM

The same...Nothing to it

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a
Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for
him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:34 AM

New priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions,
so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the
old priest asks him to step out of the confessional
for a few [more]

Tue May 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:04 AM

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

It’s true – when was the last time you ate a monkey?

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