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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2 hours ago

Twenty, Forty, Sixty

At twenty we worry about what others think of us.

At forty we don't care about what others think of us.

At sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2 hours ago

A horny groaner

One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2 hours ago

The hooker

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she [more]

Thu Nov 20

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:53 PM

What was Custer thinking

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:21 AM

Those Wacky Amish

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.

Oh, I’ll let my [more]

Wed Nov 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:41 PM

WD 40

If WD40 would want to sell more of its product they need some creative ads like this.

http://www.theospark.net/2014/11/1960s-ad-for-wd40.html

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:56 PM

Minister, Priest and a Rabbi

Minister, Priest and a Rabbi go Skinny-dipping

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their [more]

Tue Nov 18

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:02 PM

Re: Bill Clinton

The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes FAINTED

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:01 PM

General Sedgwick Urban Legend

General John Sedgwick is widely credited as having the finest last words in military history.

At the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House during the American Civil War, Sedgwick was upbraiding his Union troops for being scared in the face of [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:52 PM

My wife's cat

I don't think my wife's cat likes me.

http://ogatoesteves.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Funny%20Animal%20P...

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:49 PM

Fondling husband

Husband reading book and fondling his wife


A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically [more]

Mon Nov 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:59 PM

If I was a millionaire Essay

The teacher said to his class :

Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the title : " If I was a Millionaire ".
Everyone began to write furiously ... except "Philip", who leaned back with arms [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:55 PM

A Prominent Young Lawyer

A prominent young lawyer was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.

St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to [more]

Fri Nov 14

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:40 PM

Two wishes

Bubba walked through the woods when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.

"My first wish," Bubba said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never be [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:39 PM

Lovesick bull

This is one hard up bull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4q20DNq7NU

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:21 PM

Re: Why is that?

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.When birds fly in a V formation, one side of the V is always shorter, like this:

http://dotcomjoe.com/1114v2


They're trying to duplicate the Nike "Swoosh"

Thu Nov 13

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:26 PM

Poor Darlene

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, [more]

Wed Nov 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:12 PM

Reunion lunch

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for a reunion lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:04 PM

Female Medical Examination

During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her [more]

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