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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:58 PM

Ghost Sex........

A professor at the University of Tottenham was giving a lecture on
Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here
believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:55 PM

Dementia

Several days ago as I left the club, I desperately gave myself a personal
pat down.
I was looking for my car keys.
They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the club revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized, I must have [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:45 AM

Is your dog involved in a sex scandal

How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal...
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/617882-dogs

Fri Apr 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:07 PM

Frustrated Blonde

A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch,
telling him how frustrated she was.
"I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a
secretary and failed; I tried being a [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:00 PM

A perfect life

1. Life would be perfect if:
Anger had a mute button,
Mistake had a back button,
Hard times had a fast forward button
&
Good times had a pause button.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:14 PM

Mr. Smith's secret confession

"Hello Mr Smith?
Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Stunned and shocked Mr Smith screamed:
"Oh my God!
I am married and so careful with modern prevention tactics [more]

Thu Apr 16

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:16 PM

The year of your birth

AN EXCELLENT PRESENTATION
The screen is going to fade to black; have your
glasses on, and follow the instructions below.
You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one... Type the
year only!! Then click the question (?) mark!
Sit [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:54 PM

A good pun is its own reword.

* A man's home is his castle,
In a manor of speaking.

* Dijon vu -
The same mustard as before.

* Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.

* Sea captains don't like
Crew cuts.

* Does the name Pavlov [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:45 PM

A problem

Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said:
"I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said:
"I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:37 PM

Good news

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said,
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."
"Why do you have to give me bad news?" grinned the boss. "Tell me good news
for once."
"All right. [more]

Wed Apr 15

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:32 PM

Words No longer in use

I came across this phrase in a book yesterday "FENDER SKIRTS". A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:26 PM

A hinge and a faucet

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
So, he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting
for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a [more]

Tue Apr 14

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:10 PM

The Senior Citizens' Field Trip

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:01 PM

What a tongue

A woodpeckers tongue can wrap around its head twice

A chameleons tongue is twice the length of its body

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue

At around 3 tons, the tongue of the blue whale weighs more [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:23 AM

Engineers with solutions

There are four engineers driving home from a car donation warehouse: a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:19 AM

Some old,and a few might be new

1. Two blondes walk into a building ....... you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key...'

3. A guy walks into the [more]

Mon Apr 13

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:18 PM

Head nurse

How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!

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