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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:50 AM

My new bull

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was [more]

Fri Dec 15

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:52 PM

The funeral

A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
When the eulogy was over, the heart opened up and the casket rolled inside.
One of the mourners burst [more]

Thu Dec 14

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:58 PM

Politicians

"Personally, I think conservatives and liberals should move towards the middle of the road.
Makes it easier to run'em over.


"I don't think all politicians are stupid...
But the smart ones are sure good at [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:36 PM

A new Pope

There were two Catholic boys...Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola,
whose lives parrelled each other in amazing ways.
In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland..and Antonio was born in italy.

Faithfully they attended parochial [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:17 AM

Costume party

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween fancy costume party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg,
so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later, he [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:09 AM

Wife funnies

Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I'm living with one of yours. You don't know sh--!"

Husband was throwing knives at his wife's picture.
All the knives were missing the [more]

Wed Dec 13

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it409 replied to the Saul's Investing Discussions board. 9:09 PM

Re: Burning calories

I'm sorry. I posted that to the wrong board, but requested that it be removed as soon as I noticed it.

That's what I get for enjoy ready your post Saul.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:05 PM

Burning calories

During sex, you burn as much calories as running for five miles!

But who the hell runs five miles in 30 seconds?

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:00 PM

Never leave home angry

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make
amends and phoned home.
After [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:39 AM

Dinner friend

A man brings his best friend home to dinner unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after work.
His wife begins screaming at him, and his friend just sits and listens in.

Wife: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:35 AM

A guy walks out of the restroom.

A guy walks out of the restroom.

Girl : "Your garage door is open."

Guy: "Did you see my Harley?"

Girl: "No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires."

Tue Dec 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:09 PM

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an head ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:44 PM

Candy humor

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O Honey,
so he took Miss Hershey downtown to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue.

He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger, that was pure Almond Joy.
It made her Tootsie Roll and he let [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:42 PM

Granny's pies

Granny made such beautiful pies ! One day, I asked her,
"How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well, it's a family secret," she said. "But if you promise not to tell, [more]

Mon Dec 11

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:07 PM

Re: A Joe speciall

was suppose to be....'A Joe special caption challenge'

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:23 PM

Turkey anyone

The Game Warden approaches a young boy trying to conceal a turkey under his arm.
The warden says, " Where ya goin' with that turkey young man?"
The boy looks down and says, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:21 PM

8 rounds

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
"I have a Colt 45 with 8 rounds in the clip and one in the chamber.
I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife !"

A voice in the back of [more]

Sun Dec 10

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:30 PM

Something to think about

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs [more]

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