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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:11 PM

The first baseball game

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second.
Cain struck out Abel.
The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:07 PM

Who gets the kids

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia.

An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in
the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The
mother jumped to her feet [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:20 AM

A fishy story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:31 PM

Mr. and Mrs. potato

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:24 PM

From a 2 year old

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. [more]

Fri Oct 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:36 AM

Ford dies

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets
Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your
invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. "

As a [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:31 AM

Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the ark hives.

Thu Oct 11

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:11 AM

My blonde wife

My wife came to me all happy, saying, “Look darling, you got me this 40 years ago on our honeymoon, and it still fits!”

I love her so I let it pass. It was a scarf.

Wed Oct 10

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:21 AM

Making waves

A wealthy old gentleman desired the services of a prostitute.
So he arranged with a call-girl service to send to his residence
the top-of-the-line young woman, and the price was one thousand dollars.

The young woman got all dolled [more]

Tue Oct 9

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:06 PM

Difinition of rib

Look up "rib" in the dictionary and it says "To vex, irritate or annoy."
Look up "rib" in the Bible and it says "Woman."
Coincidence?

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:05 PM

Not all blondes are dumb

An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:57 PM

Tough CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid
the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his
teeth. [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:55 PM

Walls of Jericho

The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class,
"Who broke down the walls of Jericho?" Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!"

The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny's [more]

Mon Oct 8

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:59 PM

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says,
'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?...' The old man replied, 'its fart [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:53 PM

No mrriage counseling needed

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage
counseling came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.
"He was a [more]

Fri Oct 5

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:07 PM

Rent for apartment

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
So they did.

Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his
secretary write a check and mail it to [more]

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