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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:35 PM

When you've had a course in first aid

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a
busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a
woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a
man emerged from the crowd, pushed [more]

Thu Jul 10

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:59 AM

Schulz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip.

You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just ponder on them.
Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.
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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:45 AM

Texan in a barbershop

A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest,
firmest, most [more]

Tue Jul 8

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:58 PM

Crazy dream

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:57 PM

Sometimes you can't win

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:00 PM

Little known facts

Marijuana was first severely restricted as a recreational and medicinal drug in the U.S. by the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937. The law did not prohibit marijuana use but imposed such a heavy tax that legal sale and use became nearly [more]

Sat Jul 5

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:40 PM

Computer problem...

THIS IS INDIA ...
IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU
HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM
WITH YOUR COMPUTER...


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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:51 PM

Re: Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

Only in America... could someone post this tripe and think they don't look like an idiot.

I don't think he's an idiot. He just found something to post and like all of us, posted it.

Fri Jul 4

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:51 PM

Earthquake hits Mexico

An 8.1 earthquake has hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:45 PM

The Wishing Well

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The lady leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.

Her husband decides to make a wish, too, but he leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The lady says, “Wow, it really [more]

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:43 PM

Re: Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

CORRECTION... The Canadians get their cents and percents confused.

Number 3) Only in America...could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on [more]

Thu Jul 3

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:52 PM

A Boy’s First time

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:11 AM

Happy 4th

Best viewed in full screen

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Wed Jul 2

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:36 PM

Political correctness going wild...

Here is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page...

I always love your articles. and I generally agree with them. I [more]

Tue Jul 1

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:41 PM

Getting Old

A car came crashing through my hedge and ended up on my front lawn. I rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car.

I said with reservation, "You appear quite elderly to be driving." "Yes, I am," she replied [more]

Mon Jun 30

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:05 PM

You hit him with that golf club!

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:04 PM

The Wishing Well

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The lady leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.

Her husband decides to make a wish, too, but he leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The lady says, “Wow, it really [more]

Sun Jun 29

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:58 PM

A seal and a little girl

Watch the seal's reaction when the little girl falls.

http://www.ks95.com/a-little-girl-playing-with-a-seal-watch-...

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:56 PM

Maxine Has Questions

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin [more]

Sat Jun 28

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:02 PM

Student Psychiatrists

The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the [more]

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