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Mon Jun 29

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:30 PM

Letter from camp

Dear Mom & Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were [more]

Sun Jun 28

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:32 AM

Re: I ran here to show you this.

Have a rec for your very creative subject title.

Sat Jun 27

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:19 PM

NO GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS......VERY SORT VIDEO
Only a minute or two long!!!

As you know, budget cuts have eliminated the military flyovers at large events.

Well, there's a group of guys in Kansas City who do some formation [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:12 PM

Why Idaho got banned

Today lawmakers banned the whole state of Idaho

http://truthaboutguns-zippykid.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/upl...

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:06 AM

Adult puns

A carpenter living in Crewe
Who had nothing whatever to do,
Once assisted a whore
With the hinge of her door,
But he made her pay for the screw.

***

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:57 AM

Mexican words of the day

The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence:

1.. *Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren [more]

Fri Jun 26

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:58 AM

What I've learned

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet
of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my
day!' makes [more]

Thu Jun 25

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:29 AM

Young girl's illusions

This young and confident woman started ballet dancing five years ago, and she has learned her magician’s tricks from her mother,
who is a professional illusionist. Mother and daughter have dreamed up the amazing performance together. [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:34 AM

Smart honest judge

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart HONEST Judge faced
the opposing lawyers.

"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

" You, [more]

Tue Jun 23

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:33 PM

A sex quiz for men

1. In the company of females,
Intercourse should be referred to as:

A) lovemaking
B) screwing
C) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:28 PM

Ingenuity.

Why did the mother put her baby on the phonograph?
It had an automatic changer.

Mon Jun 22

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:18 PM

New land mines

A friend of mine just started his own business, making land mines that
look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says Prophets are going through the roof.

Sun Jun 21

NL

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:22 PM

Preaching to a bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to [more]

Sat Jun 20

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:26 PM

Bragging golfers

Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:23 PM

Life Stories

1. Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH.

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's [more]

Fri Jun 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:10 PM

Air traffic controller dialogues

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?"

Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makeswhen it hits [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:51 PM

McAnick In Scotland

The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door. "Is there a mechanic in the [more]

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