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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:04 PM

Agree or don't agree

I don't always agree with grand jury decisions....

But if I don't, I sure as hell don't burn my town down.

Wed Dec 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:10 AM

Little dog playing fetch with the river

Video of cute dog playing ‘river fetch’ by itself

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:03 AM

Holliday reminder

This was around last Christmas, but it's a good reminder to watch out during the Christmas holidays and other times as well.

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after [more]

Tue Dec 16

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:09 PM

Book of Manners

Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners

1.Never take a beer to a job interview.

2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.

4.If you [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:37 AM

A cold house

My husband and I bought a house in New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:33 AM

Change is Not Always Better

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The [more]

Mon Dec 15

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:30 PM

Re: Cooking With Copper

I think the Dallas police is to blame.

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:37 AM

Re: AverageJoe's 698th CaptionChallenge

You're sure it's lined up with my butt split?

Sat Dec 13

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:48 PM

A simple but important driving lesson

A simple driving lesson for those left lane drivers: Look to
the right; if cars are passing you, pull over one lane.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:45 PM

France one liners

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark Twain.



"I would rather have a German division in front of me [more]

Fri Dec 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:37 PM

THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND
I'll bet you never knew this!!!


In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony.
They lay themselves stark naked [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:22 PM

Things Confucious Did NOT Say:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:54 PM

Everything she touches melts

Once upon a time there lived a king that had a beautiful
daughter, The PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what it was, metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
Because [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:51 AM

One liners

A boy walks by a church and gets run over by a car. A passing old lady rushes to him and asks: “Are you OK son? Shall I get you a priest?”

To which the boy replies: “Thanks very much but sex is the last thing on my mind at the [more]

Wed Dec 10

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:13 PM

Re-evaluate your existence

26 Pictures Will Make You Re-Evaluate Your Entire Existence

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-universe-is-scary

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:38 AM

Dog talking on phone with his mom

Stanley, an Airedale Terrier dog, talking to his mama on the phone. He really misses her

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/doconmomph2

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:56 AM

Brave Husbands

Brave Husband #1

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume,then slaps his wife on the backside and says:
"You're next, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:26 AM

New Zealand's swing

Looks like lots of fun -- willing to go with anyone willing to pay for airline tickets, he, he:

New Zealand's Swing - I dare you!!!

The Kiwis are famous for inventing many of the "thrilling" outdoor activities - e.g. [more]

Mon Dec 8

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:23 PM

The Ridge

This is some awesome video and bike “ride" and much of it filmed by a drone.

The Ridge

He's crazy. Obviously....AND that's what happens when you don't tie up the boat.

Watch this with your heart in your throat. I love [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:13 PM

Mother's conversation with daughter

Mother: 'Hello?'
Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?'

Mother: 'You're going out?'
Daughter: 'Yes.'

Mother: 'With whom?'
Daughter: 'With a friend.'

Mother: 'I don't know why you left your [more]

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