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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1 hour ago

Star Spangled Banner

Star Spangled Banner as you have never heard before

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2 hours ago

Where there's a will there's a way

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have
his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
bought [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:47 PM

Inheritance

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:05 PM

This just in:

Headline: Ferguson, MO

Not a single pair of work boots have been
stolen in the looting in Ferguson , MO.

Tue Aug 19

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:02 PM

Two things are infinite:

Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:00 PM

Southern Lady Tries to Save Suicidal Man

A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to (getting ready to) jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window [more]

Mon Aug 18

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:51 PM

Flowers from Paddy.

Flowers from Paddy.

Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says, "I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:50 PM

Even swap

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'
' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 [more]

Sun Aug 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:01 AM

We were worried

when you didn't show up at the park.


http://www.searchgi.com/article/we-were-worried-when-you-did...

Sat Aug 16

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:26 PM

Older Wisdon

When you see a woman . . .
And want her badly . . .

Please consider the following . . .

No matter how beautiful she is . . .

No matter how sexy she is . . .

No matter how seductive she is . . .

No [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:38 AM

Picture in the frige

I was home visiting my folks and my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

When I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a photo of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, naked young woman.

"Mom, what's [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:33 AM

Shaved down there

My Wife came out of the bathroom and with a twinkle in her eye, said “I just shaved down there and you know what that means don't you”

With a knowing nod, I said “Yep sure do - the drain is clogged again!”

Fri Aug 15

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:11 PM

Grandmother Has the Last Word?

A teenage grand-daughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager tells her, "Loosen up, Granny, these are modern times, you've got [more]

Thu Aug 14

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:34 AM

Stairway to Heaven

Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell?
There's apparently more traffic going to hell.

Wed Aug 13

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it409 replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:01 AM

Re: One of two famous cousins has died.

Thanks for posting that very interesting information.

We learn something new every day, if we allow ourselves.

Mon Aug 11

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:57 PM

RIP Robin Williams

Robin Williams, manic comedy star, dead at 63

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_ROBIN_WILLIAM...

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:53 PM

Atheist

If there were no God , would there still be atheist?

Sat Aug 9

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:13 PM

Three old ladies

1st old lady: When I die, I want to be cremated.

2nd old lady: When I die, I want to be buried.

3rd old lady: I drank so much wine, I think I should be bottled.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:04 PM

A very clever message.

Volkswagen created a public service advertisement to run in movie theaters.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JHixeIr_6BM?rel=0&autoplay...

Thu Aug 7

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:25 PM

Hillbillies

A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.


The bartender says, "You [more]

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