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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:03 AM

Striptease

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

He performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the [more]

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:11 PM

Science

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher [more]

Thu Oct 2

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:17 AM

Delivery

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Tue Sep 23

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:39 AM

Gossip

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, [more]

Sun Sep 21

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:05 PM

Insults

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have [more]

Fri Aug 29

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dakeyras replied to the FLoM board. 5:49 PM

Re: The Future of FLoM

Turn out the lights.......

The party's over.

Fri Aug 15

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dakeyras replied to the Major League Baseball board. 10:21 PM

Re: Clubhouse Confidential trivia!!!

Bill Dickey

Mon Jul 28

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:17 AM

Homesick

I was in St. Augustine, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read :


"I Miss Detroit"


So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two tires, and left a note that read, [more]

Sat Jul 26

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dakeyras replied to the Major League Baseball board. 8:00 AM

Re: Billy Bean vs. Babe Ruth

Perhaps the lesson is that moneyball will help you win lots of games, but it won't win a championship.

The Red Sox seem to have managed OK with that approach and more money.

Just ask the Cards.

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:42 PM

Sports Quotes

"Last year we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn't think of anyplace else to play."
- Harry Neale, professional hockey coach

"Blind people come to the ballpark [more]

Wed Jun 4

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:11 PM

Peeling Apples

How do men peel apples?

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