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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:37 PM

Getting on the bus

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting
for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to [more]

Sat Nov 22

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:10 PM

Game

www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

I managed a very fluky 1878

Tue Oct 14

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:03 AM

Striptease

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

He performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the [more]

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:11 PM

Science

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher [more]

Thu Oct 2

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:17 AM

Delivery

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Tue Sep 23

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:39 AM

Gossip

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, [more]

Sun Sep 21

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dakeyras posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:05 PM

Insults

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have [more]

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