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Sun Jun 28

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:44 AM

Born to Lose....

In light of all the current events, I have decided to bare my sole and admit all my shortcomings.

1. I am a Republican. Yes I publicly admit that I am one of the worst things that you can be! I am stupid enough to believe that you can be [more]

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:41 AM

What do gays and republicans have in common?

Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision.

Sat Jun 27

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:26 AM

Marijuana should've been legalized....

....at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned.

Fri Jun 26

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americanray recommended AKFOOL1's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:48 PM

King Arthur and the old ugly woman

Thu Jun 25

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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:26 PM

Re: Really, you want her for POTUS?

True - book ends.

Perhaps Hillary will get back into skirts, dresses....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/hillary1.jpg

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americanray recommended TMBFAverageJoe's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:13 PM

Re: Really, you want her for POTUS?
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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:12 PM

Re: Really, you want her for POTUS?

Killary should stick to muumuus.

Wonder if that's a porno DVD in her purse?

Charlie Brown


It's probably her server hard drive.

Just think, dozens of posters here will be voting for her - the Pillsbury [more]

Wed Jun 24

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americanray recommended it409's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:59 AM

A sex quiz for men

Tue Jun 23

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:38 PM

Truck Driver

A truck driver named Turner is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. Turner rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?" [more]

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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:23 PM

Re: Boldly going where no porn star has gone bef

Lesbians wouldn't have a problem doing the stuff they do in space.

Sun Jun 21

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:56 AM

TA

Probably a repeat, but worth repeating...

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

I [more]

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:45 AM

Obama era logic....

Obama era logic

affordable = cost more

higher poverty and food stamps = recovery

shrinking labor force = lower unemployment

stock market at bubble highs from 0% rates = sustainable

Sat Jun 20

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:27 AM

THE SMALL BROWN BOTTLE

THE SMALL BROWN BOTTLE

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and [more]

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americanray recommended TMBFAverageJoe's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:09 AM

A "walk into a bar" joke

Fri Jun 19

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