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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:10 PM

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." [more]

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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:15 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 700th CaptionChallenge

1971: Deep Throat

2015: Wide Throat


~aj

2016: Black Throat

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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:15 PM

Re: AverageJoe's 700th CaptionChallenge

1971: Deep Throat

2015: Wide Throat


~aj

2016: Going Black

Mon Jan 19

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americanray recommended oaklawn53's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:02 PM

Re: bakin

Sun Jan 18

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americanray recommended Cloaca's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:50 PM

Jewish Holiday

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americanray recommended TMBFAverageJoe's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:10 PM

Who says he wasn't there?
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americanray replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:02 PM

Re: Hey discurro, wait until the end...

I see you gathered the Obama minions to rec. your non-funny post, once again.

BTW, please don't compare me to your Obamanation....

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to [more]

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:47 PM

6 years

Early one morning an elderly, retired Marine yelled to his wife: “Honey, come see what I created! It’s an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama presidency.”

She yelled back: “Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast [more]

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americanray recommended desertdaveataol's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:47 PM

Let's see if this one works.

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americanray recommended oaklawn53's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:39 PM

Re: Hey discurro, wait until the end...

Sat Jan 17

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:19 AM

Home Security...

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, [more]

Fri Jan 16

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americanray posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:58 PM

50 Shades of Bacon Burger...

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ad_156606373.jp...


On the Bacon Burger above: unsmoked back bacon, unsmoked streaky bacon, smoked back and smoked [more]

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americanray recommended it409's post on the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:36 PM

Dr. Epstein
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