alcear’s Activity

Tue Aug 19

Wed Aug 13

CAPS Outperform Pitch

alcear wrote about PharmAthene, Inc. (PIP) . 9:28 AM

PIP Outperform

Huge court award & expectation is a nice divedend payout to shareholders

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:28 AM

PharmAthene, Inc. (PIP) will Outperform the S&P 500

Sun Aug 10

Thu Jul 17

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:57 AM

The Defective Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.


It doesn't have any feet or legs.


The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'


The parrot says, 'I was [more]

Tue Jul 8

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Tue Jul 1

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 10:18 AM

Yahoo (YHOO) will Outperform the S&P 500

Mon Jun 30

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:25 AM

soccer

If I want to spend 90 minutes & not see anyone score I'll go to the bar with my friends

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:43 AM

Game show letter

Mr James Smith
206 Andover Road
Salisbury,Wiltshire

Dear Mr. Smith,

Many thanks for your letter suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show.

I have reviewed the attributes you describe of [more]

Tue Jun 24

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:17 PM

This just in

A recent study has found that women who carry a little
extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Tue Jun 17

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:59 AM

Mother Angelica

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers;
She put [more]

Thu Jun 12

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:27 PM

true story

Our education system at work. Girl friend just ordered take out. Girl asked for cc, expiration date. She said expiration date? 2/17.....girl asked "what month is that?"

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:15 AM

Rosetta Resources, Inc. (ROSE) will Outperform the S&P 500

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:15 AM

Nordson Corp (NDSN) will Outperform the S&P 500

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:15 AM

Ametek, Inc. (AME) will Outperform the S&P 500

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:15 AM

Avis Budget Group, Inc. (CAR) will Outperform the S&P 500

Sun May 25

Wed May 21

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:56 AM

Math trick

Neat Math Trick I love math tricks and this one really works and will only
take you about ten seconds!!!

Amazingly, it really works to reveal
my all-time favorite movie.

I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a [more]

Tue May 20

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Boards Post

alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:17 AM

your guess

Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb a$$, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

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