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Thu Jul 17

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:57 AM

The Defective Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.


It doesn't have any feet or legs.


The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'


The parrot says, 'I was [more]

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alcear made a pick in CAPS. 10:18 AM

Yahoo (YHOO) will Outperform the S&P 500

Mon Jun 30

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:25 AM

soccer

If I want to spend 90 minutes & not see anyone score I'll go to the bar with my friends

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:43 AM

Game show letter

Mr James Smith
206 Andover Road
Salisbury,Wiltshire

Dear Mr. Smith,

Many thanks for your letter suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show.

I have reviewed the attributes you describe of [more]

Tue Jun 24

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:17 PM

This just in

A recent study has found that women who carry a little
extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Tue Jun 17

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:59 AM

Mother Angelica

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers;
She put [more]

Thu Jun 12

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:27 PM

true story

Our education system at work. Girl friend just ordered take out. Girl asked for cc, expiration date. She said expiration date? 2/17.....girl asked "what month is that?"

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alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:15 AM

Rosetta Resources, Inc. (ROSE) will Outperform the S&P 500

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Nordson Corp (NDSN) will Outperform the S&P 500

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Ametek, Inc. (AME) will Outperform the S&P 500

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Avis Budget Group, Inc. (CAR) will Outperform the S&P 500

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Wed May 21

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:56 AM

Math trick

Neat Math Trick I love math tricks and this one really works and will only
take you about ten seconds!!!

Amazingly, it really works to reveal
my all-time favorite movie.

I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a [more]

Tue May 20

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:17 AM

your guess

Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb a$$, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

Fri May 16

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alcear made a pick in CAPS. 10:25 AM

Cenovus Energy Inc. (CVE) will Outperform the S&P 500

Mon May 12

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:26 PM

interesting

Whats your quote?
Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail

Loaded Gun In Vagina
Gun
APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon [more]

Thu May 8

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:08 AM

at my age

My friend asked me the other day, "At your age, what would you prefer to get -
Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniel's, than to forget where you keep the [more]

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