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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:21 PM

ya can't make this stuff up

The comments posted by readers are as funny as the story...

Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail

Loaded Gun hidden In Suspect’s Vagina

APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden [more]

Thu Dec 18

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:10 AM

CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing [more]

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eBay (EBAY) will Underperform the S&P 500

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:31 AM

Limerick time

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:08 PM

contrast in generations

A compilation of some interesting statistics - compliments of a retired Marine officer. Flag_USMC_A

What an enormous output of military hardware by the U.S.

During the 3-1/2 years of World War II that started with the Japanese [more]

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:25 AM

Oh Bill

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."



In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th [more]

Wed Sep 24

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:25 AM

why?

My internal medicine doctor referred me to a urologist.

To my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.


She [more]

Mon Sep 22

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:22 PM

new golf terms

Recommendations: 1
Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.



A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.


A 'Yasser [more]

Mon Sep 8

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:37 AM

I'm moving to Alaska

In The News - Ravenstoke Alaska

http://vimeo.com/33914707

Sat Aug 30

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:22 AM

I never knew this

In the original native culture of Thailand, when males
reached the age of 18, they had to participate in the following community
ceremony:

They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet
facing inward.
A beautiful [more]

Thu Dec 19

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alcear wrote 6:08 PM

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

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