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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:25 AM

Oh Bill

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."



In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th [more]

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:25 AM

why?

My internal medicine doctor referred me to a urologist.

To my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.


She [more]

Mon Sep 22

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:22 PM

new golf terms

Recommendations: 1
Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.



A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.


A 'Yasser [more]

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alcear made a pick in CAPS. 10:50 AM

Alibaba (BABA) will Outperform the S&P 500

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:37 AM

I'm moving to Alaska

In The News - Ravenstoke Alaska

http://vimeo.com/33914707

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:22 AM

I never knew this

In the original native culture of Thailand, when males
reached the age of 18, they had to participate in the following community
ceremony:

They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet
facing inward.
A beautiful [more]

Tue Aug 19

Wed Aug 13

CAPS Outperform Pitch

alcear wrote about PharmAthene, Inc. (PIP) . 9:28 AM

PIP Outperform

Huge court award & expectation is a nice divedend payout to shareholders

Caps Pick

alcear made a pick in CAPS. 9:28 AM

PharmAthene, Inc. (PIP) will Outperform the S&P 500

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alcear posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:57 AM

The Defective Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.


It doesn't have any feet or legs.


The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'


The parrot says, 'I was [more]

Tue Jul 8

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