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WallyLock replied to the Atheist Fools board. 25 minutes ago

Re: stranded researchers

You have to watch out for polar bears. They will hunt more than researchers. (from 2003)

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=79482

As the new Seawolf class [more]

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WallyLock posted to the First World Problems board. 2:14 PM

Update on Me

1.) Today is Mrs. Lock's and my 20th wedding anniversary. She was going to make me her famous "100% mango free cake", but the oven is broken. She set the oven to pre-heat. Mixed up the cake mix and then discovered the oven was still cold. [more]

Tue Aug 25

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WallyLock replied to the Retire Early Liberal Edition board. 5:37 PM

Re: Poll: zombie apocalypse

Now you're the sole individual surrounded by a horde of the un-undead.

Wait, wouldn't the un-undead just be dead?

Wally

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WallyLock replied to the Retire Early Liberal Edition board. 2:22 PM

Re: Poll: zombie apocalypse

There have been several papers where epidemiological models have been used for zombies. (By epidemiologists with too much time on their hands. However anything that combines differential equations and zombies is O.K. in my book.)

From: [more]

Mon Aug 10

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WallyLock replied to the Imp This Ride board. 6:03 PM

Re: Websites I wish I hadn't found out about

Put your credit cards in the safe. Lose the combination or keys. Now it will be hard to get your cards.

I was cleaning a room and I found a lock box. I cannot remember the combination. Nor can I remember what is in the lock box. [more]

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WallyLock posted to the First World Problems board. 5:56 PM

Nominee Headlines

I am preparing the headlines for the possible 2016 match-ups.

Bush v. Clinton: It's deja vu all over again.

Sanders v. Trump: And now for something completely different.

Chaffee v. Kasich: Can you spot the [more]

Mon Jun 29

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WallyLock replied to the First World Problems board. 2:30 PM

Re: Food Preferences

My wife makes a mandarin orange cake. Now I, who do not know food, always called it the mango cake. She finally told me to stop calling it the mango cake on the flimsy logic that there was actually no mango in it. So I started calling it the [more]

Fri Jun 12

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WallyLock posted to the Replies I'd Like To Make board. 11:23 AM

There is a historic link . . .

. . . between the IRA and the PLO that probably has more to do with it than anything else.

Fri Jun 5

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WallyLock posted to the Replies I'd Like To Make board. 11:32 AM

I have this nutty idea

I guess this should be on replies I will never make, but that would be a fairly inactive board.

There are people on the fool who are not worth talking to. In my nutty zany way, I just don't talk to them. I don't reply to their posts. I don't [more]

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WallyLock posted to the First World Problems board. 10:41 AM

Awesomeness Training

FirstLock has started his younger brother Owlboy on "Awesomeness" Training. Owlboy started at 10% Awesomeness and gets additional percentage points for carrying out tasks as assigned by FirstLock. He got 13% this morning for going outside [more]

Thu Jun 4

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WallyLock replied to the Atheist Fools board. 11:25 AM

Re: I Would....

I believe some Robert Heinlein is in order.

There's amnesia in a hang knot,
And comfort in the ax,
But the simple way of poison will make your nerves relax.

There's surcease in a gunshot,
And sleep that comes from
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Wed Jun 3

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WallyLock replied to the First World Problems board. 1:44 PM

Re: Product review - Doritos Roulette

That's some good marketing. After a luke-warm review, I now want to go out and get a bag.

Wally

Wed May 13

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WallyLock posted to the Replies I'd Like To Make board. 1:31 PM

Did you even read the speech?

I have plenty of good reasons to dislike President Obama and his administration. I feel no need to attack his wife over what seems to be a fairly good and optimistic graduation speech.

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