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Tue Apr 20

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 4:51 PM

Re: Spring Golf

We all walk over here in Blighty although the carrying bit is behind me - I have a PowaKaddy. I carried up to the age of 39 until I got back problems.

To ride during a competition you would need a Doctors note.

Our course is built [more]

Fri Apr 16

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 3:10 PM

Re: Just back from the US

I agree. I don't think Tiger can change his spots. It's a shame because there is so much to like about him but the bad bits overshadow the good bits.

I'm not interested in his private life and I hate the intrusion of the media into his [more]

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TitusPullo posted to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 9:46 AM

Just back from the US

Been over for a couple of weeks for a vacation and watched some of the Masters on TV.

I also got to see the new Nike Ad on TV.

I do not have the words to describe that ad but it made me want to puke. Whoever put out that ad needs [more]

Mon Mar 29

Thu Mar 25

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 3:26 PM

Re: Spring Golf

Titus, it sounds like you should be practicing. The shorter PGA players drive it around 250 on TPC courses during the summer. Those courses are longer than 6,000 yards. And they shoot par, or better.

With the golf course very soft, [more]

Mon Mar 22

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 5:34 PM

Re: Spring Golf

Several long booming drives of 300 to 310 yards and significantly greater accuracy and shot flight than the Pro V1x's I was playing. I ended up shooting a 43, and if it hadn't been for 2 bad holes, I would have shot a 39 for 9 holes which would [more]

Thu Mar 4

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TitusPullo posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:09 PM

Choices

When I got home from work today my wife was lying naked on the bed.

She said "Do you want super sex?"

I looked down on her in all her glory, everything on show

I said "I'll have the soup"

Sun Feb 28

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TitusPullo replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:12 AM

Re: This just in!

Do you disagree that the majority of political jokes on this board are against Obama???

If this is true....................so what?

Don't make a career out of finding offense in [more]

Sat Feb 27

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TitusPullo replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:43 AM

Re: This just in!

Talk about going downhill!

They used to have JOKES on this board. Now people get 20 recs for this garbage.

This must be where all the Republicans hang out.
(see how STUPID that
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TitusPullo replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:36 AM

Re: Mapping

88 miles.

Not bad for a Brit!

Tue Feb 23

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TitusPullo posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:34 PM

Shark attack tips

1. Don't swim in the sea.

More than 99% of all shark attacks happen in large water masses, also known as oceans. The way to establish if you're in an ocean is to taste the water. If should taste salty.

2. Swim with fat [more]

Sun Feb 21

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 10:09 AM

Re: Tiger

The thing about Tiger is he has been controlled from the cradle by his Father. Everything he has done was laid out from the moment the nurse said "It's a boy".

In a way I felt sorry for him when he came on the scene. I also don't [more]

Sat Feb 20

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TitusPullo replied to the Foolish Golf Tips board. 8:38 AM

Re: Tiger

It's hurting golf while he's absent but I imagine the ratings will be off the charts when he makes his return.

I dunno. I'm quite enjoying watching golf rather than the Tiger Woods TV channel.

No-one is bigger than the game.

Wed Feb 17

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TitusPullo posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:44 PM

Twins

I saw my mate up the golf course the other day.

He says to me. "You won't believe it, I'm having great sex with a set of twins"

I says to him "How do you tell them apart?"

He says "Sarah has great [more]

Mon Feb 15

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TitusPullo posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:11 PM

Mistake

I made a mistake on a camping holiday.

Next to my tent was a stunning babe with her tent. It had been a really hot day and we were having a drink and chatting watching the sun go down.

I found out that "It's so hot tonight I'm [more]

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TitusPullo replied to the Grumpy Old Men board. 3:58 PM

Re: Now I'm GRUMPY!

The onset of rigor mortis perhaps?

The best meat is well hung.

Well, that's what my Wife says......

Mon Feb 8

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TitusPullo posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:51 PM

Survival Tips

Survival Tip #1

If you have water with you, drink it all immediately. There is a good chance you will be rescued before long so it is pointless being dehydrated. If you do run out of water, the trick to finding more in the wilderness is to [more]

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TitusPullo replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:44 PM

Re: Just a Reminder ...

"You are on a rock floating through space."

Not only that but due to the high number of reservoirs in the northern hemisphere monopolising more of the earths water a year is now 5 milli-seconds shorter because the earth is top [more]

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TitusPullo replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:22 PM

Re: Krispy Kreme Lingerie Calendar..

Take a Viagra and make sure you are ready for some HEAVY action:

http://www.citydebate.com/florida/miamibeach/template.php?ur......


Can anyone tell me [more]

Sun Feb 7

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TitusPullo replied to the Livewell board. 6:27 PM

Re: Troglodytes troglodytes

Okay, I've read the board.

You're nuts.

:O)

Si

Fun to be nuts, isn't it ;-)
jo


There are several answers to this.....

It's okay till you're cracked

I've never asked my nuts if [more]

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