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Fri Jul 4

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:49 AM

Take your pick

This is the story of the blonde/brunet flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And [more]

Fri Jun 20

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:52 PM

Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, [more]

Sat May 17

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:52 PM

Burma Shave

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs,
Here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,
Burma Shave signs would be posted all over [more]

Tue May 6

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:04 PM

Clear Instructiions

It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store.
There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." [more]

Wed Apr 16

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:27 AM

The Last Kiss

This is such a touching story, I thought you would enjoy it.


Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they [more]

Sun Apr 13

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:14 AM

Obamacare

The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

“We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."

A physician called into a radio show and said:

"That's the definition of [more]

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