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Sun Aug 17

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SeniorCit replied to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:25 PM

Re: We were worried

THIS IS THE BEST MAXINE EVER, EVER, .............EVER!
RIGHT ON MAXINE!!!
This is the best analogy yet!
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that America/Canada/Australia is now in economically.


I [more]

Tue Jul 29

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:08 PM

New imigration laws

Yes, you have to love an American like her!

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vs. the Phoenix Suns owner



The owner of the Phoenix Suns basketball team,
Robert Sarver, came out strongly opposing
AZ's new [more]

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:01 PM

Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make [more]

Sat Jul 26

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:10 PM

Great show

May be a little slow opening:

Some Familiar Faces:

In 1970, John Wayne hosted a variety show celebrating America's history. Included in the cast were the following (some were uncredited): Ann-Margret, Lucille Ball, Jack Benny, Dan [more]

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:00 PM

Perceptive Thoughts

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've l earned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people [more]

Thu Jul 24

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:41 PM

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face [more]

Wed Jul 23

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:41 PM

Squirrels

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church , the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky [more]

Sat Jul 19

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:36 PM

To Be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, [more]

Mon Jul 14

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:19 PM

Do NOT wash your hair in the shower!

I had to share this good advice.
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!

It involves the shampoo that runs down your body while
you are showering. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!
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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:16 PM

Colonoscopy

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation,

I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay [more]

Sat Jul 12

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:52 PM

Who is Jack Schitt

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?


We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'


Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in [more]

Fri Jul 4

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:49 AM

Take your pick

This is the story of the blonde/brunet flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And [more]

Fri Jun 20

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:52 PM

Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, [more]

Sat May 17

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:52 PM

Burma Shave

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs,
Here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,
Burma Shave signs would be posted all over [more]

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