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Tue Dec 2

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:57 PM

Doctor stories

A young man comes into the ER and yells....'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were [more]

Fri Nov 28

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:45 AM

$5 bet

Husband takes his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

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Wed Nov 19

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:53 PM

Military Humor

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled [more]

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:47 PM

I was just thinking...

A. I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those
cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm
wearing my garage door opener.

B. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that [more]

Sun Nov 2

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:57 PM

Good news Bad news

The CEO replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news

first."

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are

worth a minimum of $2 million."

The CEO [more]

Fri Oct 31

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:18 AM

..Fluctuations.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was very irritated ...
She asked the teller: "Why it change? [more]

Wed Oct 29

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:22 PM

LLiTTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence....

Molly put up her hand and said,
"My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating...."
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Fri Oct 17

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:23 PM

Snappy answers

Snappy answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, & he opened his trench coat & flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, [more]

Sun Oct 12

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:23 AM

Irish stuff

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me

life, between the legs of me wife !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night [more]

Sat Sep 20

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SeniorCit posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:28 AM

The Lay off

The boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work. He [more]

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