AKFOOL1’s Activity

Yesterday

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:35 PM

A Harley Biker

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington,DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming [more]

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:30 PM

Why Ethel changed motels

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a [more]

Fri Jul 4

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:22 AM

Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.

Can you blame them for writing this?

Number 10) Only in America...could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising [more]

Mon Jun 30

Tue Jun 24

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:15 PM

Q&A with kids

1. How do you choose somebody to marry ?


-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
[more]

Thu Jun 19

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:25 AM

Dixie

One day, a very gentle Cajun lady was driving across a high bridge near New Orleans.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
("fixin to" in Cajun means getting ready to)


She [more]

Wed Jun 18

Sun Jun 15

Thu Jun 12

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:18 PM

Unstoppable Virus....

I thought you should know about this latest e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee can’t clear it. It appears to affect only those born prior to 1950:

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. [more]

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:01 AM

Beer Wisdom

Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and [more]

Sun Jun 8

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:57 PM

A retiree's last trip to Costco

Yesterday, I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an [more]

Fri Jun 6

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:01 AM

Confessions of a Mom

Confessions of a Mom of a Teenaged Son Who Has a Job that Pays a Decent Wage:

Son rifling through the fridge: I'm hungry; what's for supper?

Mom: Vegetables!

(Son heads for the door)

Mom: Where are you [more]

Sun May 25

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:34 PM

Innocence can be hilarious...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, [more]

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:47 PM

One heck of an Outdoors man?

During a physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical-activity level. The man said he spent three days a week exercising in the outdoors, every week.

"Yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk through [more]

Tue May 20

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:43 PM

Dog rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Ok. The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain room.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture [more]

Sat May 17

Fri May 16

NL

Boards Post

AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:01 PM

30 Things Southern Boys NEVER Say...

30. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

[more]

Show More Activity ...

CAPS Stats & Trivia

CAPS Player Rating < 20
Player Rank 0 out of 74976
Score 0.00
Score Change Today 0
Accuracy 0.00%
Active Picks 0
Total Picks 0
Best Pick ( 0)
Worst Pick ( 0)
Average Score per Pick 0.00
Charms Earned 0
Highest Rated Favorite No Favorites Selected
Go to AKFOOL1’s CAPS page

Boards Stats & Trivia

One star, 50 posts
Board Posts 212
Recs Received 1128
People who have rec'd these posts 228
Recs to Posts Ratio (last 30 days) 12.70
Threads Started 158
Threads Started Percentage 74.53 %
Most Frequent Board Humor and Urban Legends
Very First Post Cash King investing (7/16/1998)
Percentage of Posts Rec'd 51.42 %
Show AKFOOL1’s 10 Latest Posts