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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:25 PM

All-Girl Biker Bar.....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar [more]

Wed Jul 30

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:12 PM

And that's when the fight started...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:46 PM

Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.

At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine, are [more]

Tue Jul 22

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:57 PM

The candy with the little hole

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red..... Cherry
Yellow..... Lemon
Green..... Lime
Orange..... Orange

Finally the teacher gave [more]

Sat Jul 19

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:36 PM

He he he. .gotcha!!

My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything OK at the office?"

I said, "It is all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day."

"Can you do me a favor?" he [more]

Wed Jul 16

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:50 AM

Gogs annoying cats with friendship

Yup, this is what takes place in my home on a daily basis


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Sun Jul 13

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:40 PM

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Be

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged, even some [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:52 PM

What beer means to some folks .....

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
--Winston Churchill


"When I read about the evils of drinking after golfing I gave up [more]

Sat Jul 12

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:01 AM

Quote of the day

Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that month. Yet it probably is quote of the year ! No. DECADE. Wait a minute. It's the greatest quote ever !

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:07 AM

Senior trying to set a password.........

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled [more]

Thu Jul 10

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:35 PM

A Harley Biker

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington,DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:30 PM

Why Ethel changed motels

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a [more]

Fri Jul 4

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:22 AM

Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.

Can you blame them for writing this?

Number 10) Only in America...could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:15 PM

Q&A with kids

1. How do you choose somebody to marry ?


-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
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Thu Jun 19

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:25 AM

Dixie

One day, a very gentle Cajun lady was driving across a high bridge near New Orleans.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
("fixin to" in Cajun means getting ready to)


She [more]

Wed Jun 18

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