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Tue Dec 16

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:08 PM

Same event, different ending

Same event, different ending. The truth is out there....

CALIFORNIA

* The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
* A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
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Sun Dec 14

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:51 PM

A bakery owner....

(... a bit risque ...)

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:48 PM

Ms. Smith

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently remove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

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Fri Dec 12

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Wed Dec 3

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:43 PM

Things men do that upset women....

1. Lie.
2. Be honest.
3. Not talking to them.
4. Talking too much to them.
5. Not showing any emotions.
6. Being too emotional.
7. Breathing.

Mon Dec 1

Thu Nov 20

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:14 PM

Thursday smiles....

The logic of the cat. Only 1:38 minutes

https://www.facebook.com/#!/video.php?v=886625071350604&...

Wed Nov 19

Tue Nov 18

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:53 PM

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michelle would go friggin' [more]

Mon Nov 17

Fri Nov 14

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:20 AM

Lena joke

Here’s a clean Ole and Lena joke for all to enjoy

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'


So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the [more]

Mon Nov 10

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 1:59 PM

Blonde flight attendant

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:19 AM

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest [more]

Wed Nov 5

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AKFOOL1 replied to the InvenSense board. 5:41 PM

Re: Losers

It will be nice to know if it worths to hold on to it or cut my loss and run?

Fri Oct 31

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 11:43 AM

Did You Sleep With Her?

One day the directors of a Chicago finance company were each called in to the CEO's office, one at a time, until only the newest, most junior executive was left sitting nervously outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered [more]

Mon Oct 27

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