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Fri Jan 23

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:29 PM

The hilibilly vasectomy

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.


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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:28 PM

Friday joke

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the [more]

Thu Jan 22

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:29 PM

Two little boys

Two little boys, Tom and Danny, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their Mom knows if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town [more]

Mon Jan 19

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 2:28 PM

Monday jokes

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?

And that, my friend, is the definition of "OLD"

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Tue Jan 13

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:41 PM

Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, [more]

Sun Dec 21

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:36 AM

Warning: Hilarious

Dad's dog hates Daniel and barks constantly at him. He is also scared to death when Daniel gets him. This is what happens.

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Sat Dec 20

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:46 PM

Wrong e-mail address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:09 PM

Robot for sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the [more]

Tue Dec 16

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 4:08 PM

Same event, different ending

Same event, different ending. The truth is out there....

CALIFORNIA

* The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
* A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
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Sun Dec 14

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:51 PM

A bakery owner....

(... a bit risque ...)

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind [more]

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AKFOOL1 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:48 PM

Ms. Smith

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently remove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

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Fri Dec 12

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